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Most of this website is written in English. Often, although certainly not always, I write in what are called “sentences.” You know, combinations of letters, spaces, and punctuation. I use big words like sesquipedalian and cargo-shorts so that I can feel like an intellectual.

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This website rarely meets any web standards, but you could check if you really wanted to. (xhtml, css)




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I didn't think it was anatomically possible, but apparently, there's a bun in my easy-bake oven. I'm pregnant, y'all. 2 weeks ago


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Brad Bolman is a published writer, accomplished shuttlecock player, guest lecturer at several regional universities, volunteer sheriff, voracious reader, ex-thespian, part-time rapper, food consumption expert, lover of onomatopoeias, quant, sesquipedalian, and human.

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