This week is spirit week, which of course means that everyone gets a chance to come to school wearing XXL shirts prominently displaying sparkling fau-diamond replicas of comic book heroes, jean shorts that are technically pants, and fake (well, we go to Pembroke, so they’re probably real) gold chains, and not be ruthlessly mocked by your friends like you usually would. There’s also NASCAR day, so if you weren’t already excited, you are now. Unfortunately, a few of my ideas, such as “Rich Bastard Tuesday,” “Asian Migrant Worker Wednesday,” “Redneck Thursday,” and “Slightly Crazy Hobo Who Plays the Clarinet Really Terribly in the Plaza Friday” didn’t make the list. I’ll just have to write these down and get ready for next year.
*Correction: Redneck Thursday did make it. I had temporarily forgotten about NASCAR Tuesday.
Spirit Week
This week is spirit week, which of course means that everyone gets a chance to come to school wearing XXL shirts prominently displaying sparkling fau-diamond replicas of comic book heroes, jean shorts that are technically pants, and fake (well, we go to Pembroke, so they’re probably real) gold chains, and not be ruthlessly mocked by your friends like you usually would. There’s also NASCAR day, so if you weren’t already excited, you are now. Unfortunately, a few of my ideas, such as “Rich Bastard Tuesday,” “Asian Migrant Worker Wednesday,” “Redneck Thursday,” and “Slightly Crazy Hobo Who Plays the Clarinet Really Terribly in the Plaza Friday” didn’t make the list. I’ll just have to write these down and get ready for next year.
*Correction: Redneck Thursday did make it. I had temporarily forgotten about NASCAR Tuesday.
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