Since the end of the college year is also essentially the end of my real year (and hopefully this pattern continues for the rest of my personal eternity), I thought I’d engage in a brief yearly retrospective for this website. It’s been 5 years since I first started posting here on Malapropped.com, which indicates that I was an impressively/pretentiously wordy eighth grader and that I have yet to grow overly exhausted from complaining about my trivial #bourgeoisproblems. Let’s begin:
The most popular single entry (based on visits to the particular article): The Legend of Peter Vale
The second most popular single entry: The Roughly But Not Exactly 30 Best Songs
Posts People Enjoy the Most, Thematically: Ones involving editing already-posted news pieces for comedic value, and ones where I attempt to be seriously philosophical. Ironically, neither of these is something I thought this blog contained much of…
Number of overly Racially/Culturally/Gender insensitive jokes this year: >6
Best Theme for the Site: I actually don’t have any data on this at all. Do people like the current one? It’s ok, I just don’t actually know much about web design and can’t really fix it myself.
Number of RSS Subscribers to the Blog at Last Check: 14
Number of Times I Grumbled About Air Travel: >4
Views on the Busiest Day: 114
Album Listened to While Writing This Post: Beach House, “Bloom”
Album Listened to Most Frequently While Writing Other Posts: WU LYF, “Go Tell Fire to the Mountain”
Total Site Views This Year: ~4000
The “I Guess I Go to Harvard” series collected: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Originally Intended Number of Posts in This Series: 15
Best Blog Series I Forgot About: Brief Interviews with Specific Intellectuals
My Favorite Image Posted Here from a While Ago: Disliking Fat People
My Favorite Image Not Posted Here from a While Ago: Herman Cain
A Free download for you: Wild Nothing’s cd Gemini in Apple Lossless (here). I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY IT’S INCREDIBLE.
Favorite Television Shows of the Year in Order of Gratuitous Nudity: Game of Thrones, (a lot of blank space), Girls, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Sherlock
Best Dog: Jindo
